Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Simple Truths

How to Impress a Woman
Wine her, Dine her, Call her, Hug her,
Hold her, Surprise her, Compliment her,
Smile at her, Laugh with her,
Cry with her, Cuddle with her,
Shop with her, Give her jewelry,
Buy her flowers, Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her

How to Impress a Man
Show up naked.
Bring beer


eurion said...

So true! We men are such simple and basic. No wonder women can run rings around us.

That is such a good crop on the second shot.

Anonymous said...

Eurion, They always seem to be, don't they?

Mark, It is at times like when confronted with such a scene, the mettle of a sea leader is tested to its very limits. Leadership principles remain very much the same: Exercise good judgement, prepare always for the unexpected, and above all, leave no trace: